Mechanic Loves His Car A Little Too Much

This story has more pun potential than anything I've read in a long time. How about, this guy really got into his work... or talk about loving your job....

Best line has to be the opener:

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

How could you not read it?




The Sun Online - News: Mechanic: I have sex with cars:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html

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Funniest Mike Tyson Interviews

The best is either "I'll eat your a--hole alive", "I'll f--k you till you love me f----t," or "I normally don't do interviews with womens unless I fornicating with them"- I just can't decide...

Mind-Control Microbe

Mind-Control Microbe
As if parasites couldn't get any worse of a reputation, now it turns out parasites can make you crazy, and may be more pervasive than imagined.

U.S. Geological Survey biologist Kevin Lafferty has linked high rates of toxoplasmosis infection in 39 countries with elevated incidences of neuroticism, suggesting the mind-altering organism may be affecting the cultures of nations.

Ouch - nations?

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Accused knicker nicker says he was in bad elf

Accused knicker nicker says he was in bad elf

Upon being caught robbing a lingerie shop, the thief claimed it wasn't his fault because he was a female elf - at the time.

While Boyd maintains that he is innocent of the crime, he admits that he can't be sure that the metahuman Beho did not plan to rob the store.

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Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told

I feel pretty safe in saying this is the greatest headline ever:

Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told
Which is almost as good as the first sentence:

A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.

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