Thursday, April 12, 2007

Controversial science: Poop is an organ

Important Medical News . . . (washingtonpost.com):

Not only is this guy proposing we think of poop as an organ, but he's been transplanting it for over ten years to great success.

Needless to say, this type of work doesn't come with it's own share of problems, or as Doctor Aas puts it:

Dr. Aas: Oh yes. You wouldn't believe the [flora] I have taken from colleagues since publishing that paper.
Yes - that's his real name - I'm crapping you negative....
Toilet
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A22098-2004Mar24

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Saturday, April 07, 2007

In case brown wasn't clear enough...

TheStar.com - News - Racial slur on sofa label stuns family

These people bought a couch which was labeled... well, look below. Maybe they should have just tried plain old brown....
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http://www.thestar.com/article/200265

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5 sex offenders live under Miami bridge

5 sex offenders live under Miami bridge:

A law designed to stop sex offenders from living near children has resulted in their living under a bridge.
They have fishing poles to catch food, cook with small stoves, use battery-powered TVs and radios and keep their belongings in plastic bags. Javier Diaz, 30, has trouble charging the GPS tracking device he is required to wear; there are no power outlets nearby.
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http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110AP_Sex_Offenders_Bridge.html?source=mypi

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Holy S***

http://www.thestar.com/News/article/198600

This principal admits to throwing human fecal matter (that's right, doo-doo) at a student. Then again, none of the students were actually hers, which may clear up why she did it....


Bullas - Monkey Business

Rove Again


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Reporter zapped by a ray gun of pain

Did he not believe it would work?




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Monday, April 02, 2007

Bowlers Busted For Roids

sooeveningnews.com:
http://www.sooeveningnews.com/articles/2007/03/31/news/news206.txt

It's a crying shame that it has come to this. What is professional sports coming to....
Cap916-7-Bowler

The wrong way to park your car

http://www.cliphaven.com/pictures/hummermeetsschoolbus

This poor person's drivers ed teacher must be rolling in their grave....


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Is this sacrilicious?

Chocolate Jesus: Sacreligious or Absolutely Delicious?

On Anderson Cooper the President of the Catholic League, William Donnahue calls a statue of Jesus made out of chocolate is hate speech. The artists responds by saying it's not hate speech, it's just a deliciously sweet Jesus statute. The artist looks absolutely crazy, but it's the well-dressed Donahue that comes off like the lunatic.

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/chocolate_jesus.jpg

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Negotiations With An Axe

http://today.reuters.com/news/

When confronted with a stubborn child, a Danish woman called the police, hoping it would convince her son to let himself out of her car.

When that didn't work, she went for the next most likely option:

"So she borrowed his axe and smashed open a window. It was a rather unusual way to resolve the matter."

Apparently that worked.

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